A Nice Little Saying

This is my wallpaper on my ipod at the moment:

If you Don't Make

MISTAKES,

You aren't Really

TRYING

A Great 'Blonde' Joke

Well, I came across this 'blonde' joke one day and I understood it the first time, but sometimes it's a bite hard - you may be confused.

Here goes:

The Lawyer and the Blonde

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and visa-versa." Again, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $50!" figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. He taps into the
Airphone with his modem and searches the Net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends E-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. All to no avail. After over an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $50. The blonde politely takes the $50 and turns away to get back to sleep.

The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, so what is the answer!?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5, and goes back to sleep.

So yeah, that's my joke. Funny? (I didn't write it by the way)
Well, basically the blonde didn't even know the answer  to her own question and therefore she outsmarted the lawyer and gained money. Blondes aren't always dumb :P

Tongue Twister - Mr. See and Mr. Saw

[I didn't write the folloein gtongue twister]

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

I think that is pretty tongue twisting.

A bunch of palindromes

Palindromes are words or phrases that read the same in both directions, e.g. EYE,orRACECAR, or MADAM I'M ADAM. Here are a few good ones:

Don't nod
Dogma: I am God
Never odd or even
Too bad – I hid a boot
Rats live on no evil star
No trace; not one carton
Was it Eliot's toilet I saw?
Murder for a jar of red rum
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Go hang a salami; I'm a lasagna hog!
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas!
A Toyota! Race fast... safe car: a Toyota
Straw? No, too stupid a fad; I put soot on warts
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?
Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod
No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention
Anne, I vote more cars race Rome to Vienna
Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus
Kay, a red nude, peeped under a yak
Some men interpret nine memos
Campus Motto: Bottoms up, Mac
Go deliver a dare, vile dog!
Madam, in Eden I'm Adam
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
Ah, Satan sees Natasha
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Do geese see God?
God saw I was dog
Dennis sinnedSo  yeah, some are pretty cool.

Here's a little thing that was on a book mark

A smile is a curve that sets things straight

This is my favourite saying at the moment...

The more you learn,

The more you know.

The more you know,

The more you forget.

The more you forget,

The less you know.

So, why learn?

--- I use this as my defence against school...

Well, this is my favourite saying, tell me what you think about it.

Welcome

Welcome to all who are intereseted in reading my stuff.

This blog will just have stuff like sayings, poems, songs, ideoms, palingdromes, tongue twisters, jokes, riddles etc.

Well, I will try and fit all that stuff in anyways.

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